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4.7 KiB
141 lines
4.7 KiB
--- a/kernelcookies
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+++ b/kernelcookies
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@@ -1,42 +1,3 @@
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-/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and fuck up the programming interface
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- * like this. Good job guys...
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- */
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- linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c
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-/* This card is _fucking_ hot... */
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- linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c
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-If you don't see why, please stay the fuck away from my code.
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- Rusty, in linux-2.6.6/Documentation/DocBook/kernel-locking.tmpl
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-/* Fuck, we are miserable poor guys... */
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- linux-2.6.6/net/xfrm/xfrm_algo.c
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-/* Ugly, ugly fucker. */
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- linux-2.6.6/include/linux/netfilter_ipv4/ipt_limit.h
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-%
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-/* XXX: where the fuck is ->f_vfsmnt? */
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- linux-2.6.6/fs/intermezzo/vfs.c
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-%
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- if(ct<0)
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- ct=2; /* Shit happens.. */
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- linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/wan/z85230.c
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-/* Remember: "Different name, same old buggy as shit hardware." */
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- linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c
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-%
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-/* This is total bullshit: */
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- linux-2.6.6/drivers/video/sis/init301.c
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-/* The HME is the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen. */
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- linux-2.6.6/drivers/scsi/esp.h
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-%
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-/* Sun, you just can't beat me, you just can't. Stop trying,
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- * give up. I'm serious, I am going to kick the living shit
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- * out of you, game over, lights out.
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- */
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- linux-2.6.6/arch/sparc/lib/checksum.S
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printk("WE HAVE A BUG HERE!!! stk=0x%p\n", stk);
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linux-2.6.6/drivers/block/cciss_scsi.c
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@@ -49,18 +10,9 @@
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printk("GSCD: magic ...\n");
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linux-2.6.6/drivers/cdrom/gscd.c
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-printk(" (Read error)"); /* Bitch about the problem. */
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- linux-2.6.6/drivers/cdrom/mcd.c
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printk(" Speed now 1x"); /* Pull my finger! */
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linux-2.6.6/drivers/cdrom/mcd.c
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-printk("%s: confused, missing data\n", drive->name);
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- linux-2.6.6/drivers/ide/ide-cd.c
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-printk(KERN_ERR "ide: huh? queue was plugged!\n");
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- linux-2.6.6/drivers/ide/ide-io.c:
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printk ("%s: This looks like a LART board to me.\n",module_name);
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linux-2.6.6/drivers/mtd/devices/lart.c
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@@ -380,21 +332,6 @@
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printk(KERN_WARNING "Multi-volume CD somehow got mounted.\n");
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linux-2.2.16/fs/isofs/inode.c
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-/* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw... */
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- linux-2.0.38/arch/sparc/kernel/ptrace.c
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-/* Binary compatibility is good American knowhow fuckin' up. */
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- linux-2.2.16/arch/sparc/kernel/sunos_ioctl.c
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-/* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */
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- linux-2.2.16/drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.h
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-/* vsprintf.c -- Lars Wirzenius & Linus Torvalds. */
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- *
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- * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-)
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- */
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- linux-2.2.16/lib/vsprintf.c
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printk("Penguin %d is stuck in the bottle.\n", i);
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linux-2.0.38/arch/sparc/kernel/smp.c
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@@ -416,9 +353,6 @@
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panic("Cannot initialize video hardware\n");
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linux-2.0.38/arch/m68k/atari/atafb.c
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-printk("ufs_read_super: fucking Sun blows me\n");
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- linux-2.0.38/fs/ufs/ufs_super.c
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printk("autofs: Out of inode numbers -- what the heck did you do??\n");
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linux-2.0.38/fs/autofs/root.c
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@@ -444,23 +378,11 @@
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# Okay, what on Earth is this one supposed to be used for?
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linux-2.4.0/drivers/char/cp437.uni
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-/* Fuck. The f-word is here so you can grep for it :-) */
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- linux-2.4.3/include/asm-mips/mmu_context.h
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/* Thanks to Rob `CmdrTaco' Malda for not influencing this code in any
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* way.
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*/
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linux-2.4.3/net/core/netfilter.c
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-/* James M doesn't say fuck enough. */
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- linux-2.4.3/net/core/netfilter.c
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-/* So there I am, in the middle of my `netfilter-is-wonderful'
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- talk in Sydney, and someone asks `What happens if you try
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- to enlarge a 64k packet here?'. I think I said something
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- eloquent like `fuck'. */
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- linux-2.4.3/net/ipv4/netfilter/ip_nat_ftp.c
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panic ("No CPUs found. System halted.\n");
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linux-2.4.3/arch/parisc/kernel/setup.c
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@@ -492,19 +414,6 @@
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printk("CPU[%d]: Giving pardon to imprisoned penguins\n", smp_processor_id());
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linux-2.4.8/arch/sparc64/kernel/smp.c
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-/* Welcome to Sun Microsystems, can I take your order please? */
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-/* Would you like fries with that? */
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-/* Anything else? */
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-/* Fifty-two cents is your change, have a nice day. */
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-/* Would you like to try our SMCC Delux? */
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-/* We have a special on GNU/Viking hardware bugs today. */
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-/* Will that be all? */
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-/* Don't forget your vik_1137125_wa. Have a nice day. */
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-/* We're consolidating our STB products, it's your lucky day. */
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-/* Come back next week when we are "Sun Microelectronics". */
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-/* Remember: "Different name, same old buggy as shit hardware." */
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- linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c
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printk (KERN_INFO "NM256: Congratulations. You're not running Eunice.\n");
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linux-2.6.19/sound/oss/nm256_audio.c
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